"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived." -Isaac AsimovWhat Asimov is really saying is that the Bible, read the way which he defines as proper, is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
Ooh wait, I have an idea. We can apply these literary methods consistently, I believe: (*ahem*)
"Isaac Asimov's novels, properly read, are the most potent force for Ludditism ever conceived." -Adam ParkerIf you read them "properly," of course. That's the key.