PHARMACIST: Alright sir, your son's prescription is ready; I just need to know his birthday so I can confirm the sale.
ME: Uh... I don't know his birthday.
PHARMACIST: Well, I need his birthday, or else I can't give this to you.
ME: Well, I can tell you what year Jonathan Edwards was kicked out of his church.
PHARMACIST: Unfortunately, that won't help us get you your prescription.
ME: It won't help you do a lot of things.
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You don't know your son's birthday?? Come on Adam!! :D
ReplyDeleteFunny. Been there -- too true. Now that my kids are in their teens, I finally have all their birthdays memorized. But it took me awhile!
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